Why Is Barbie’s The Nutcracker The Only Good Film Adaption Of The Nutcracker That Has Ever Been Made

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

Seth Everyman reblog a my posts but does not follow me. He purchases the milk….but scorns the cow

If You Just Believe 🎁

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

Tumblr culture is seeing an info post then seeing it a day later debunked and then seeing it a day later with the debunk debunked and then the next day the

Gokushufudou: The Way Of The House Husband Chapter 24

This time: Tatsu encounters the only cops he’ll ever show any respect… magical girls. (As a side note, Star Twinkle Precure’s been really good so far…)

Find download links and etc in a reblog soon (if you can, hold fire on uploading it to sites until that comes out for highest quality!)

when you’re unsure how many a’s to add to your ‘YAS’

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.