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I have no self of steam

HOLY SHIT, WE DID IT!!

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

The thing about the “and they were roommates” girl is I bet she really did just say something truly wild or explosive that totally warranted the unbelieving “and they were roommates”

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

he probably didn’t lie though, I have yet to smoke or do recreational drugs and I’ve only drunk legally

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

do . do y ou mean. this toad

and, this possum

because this whole thing got wildly out of hand and if thats not what you meant i dont kno w what to tell you because

PLACE YOUR BETS

…as they posted that picture from their “modern prison” 🙄

What’s your career Plan B?