Please Make Sure That Wherever You’re At In Life, You Don’t Treat It Like A Transitory Period. Don’t

yeah sex can be good with the right person but it’s usually not worth all the bullshit that goes on around it… returning from the ocean to the river of your birth, darkening in color, migrating hundreds of miles upstream past dams and waterfalls, dying, returning your exhausted body’s nutrients to the river so your young grow healthy and strong

me: I’m going to go to bed early

me:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

Sebastian Stan attends Knicks game 11.22.2016

Woah this is actually accurate to me.... wait never mind I relate to most of them.

the signs & their downfall

Aries- temperamental / impulsive Taurus- lovesick  Gemini- lack of stability Cancer- inability to let go Leo- either arrogance or insecurity Virgo- obsession with perfection Libra- intense desire to please  Scorpio- inability to be vulnerable Sagittarius- lack of empathy  Capricorn- stubborn / rigid  Aquarius- god complex Pisces- playing the martyr

(photo by Eric Mory)

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

That awkward moment when Hugh Jackman remembers he taught you at school [x]