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when the hero hesitates killing the super dangerous enemy who’s had no qualms killing all of the hero’s loved ones

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?

At 5 months old my son already has the best school photo ever

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

What is wrong with this country?