Saw This In A Book And Immediately Thought Of Black Panther

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

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dentists. the dark. pretty girls. starting conversations.

no offence but i am so tired of getting older i mean im still pretty young but im just tiredt of this long ass cycle that’s gonna go on for the rest of my life. like lemme pause it right quick

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”