Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
my cat makes a noise every time i touch her reblog if u agree
do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k
i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”
today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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