Me: There’s Not Really Any Anime I Want To Watch This Seas- Pop Team Epic: *exists* Me:

Haha "Woops"

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

word

when you like new thing

when you find friends who like new thing 

In a McDonalds bathroom

tumblr user: god... such a liminal space... beautiful... a blace where the boundries of reality are not as they seem... and many things may come to pass

me: please i'm trying to piss

I’m thinking about her

2nd century BC Pictish/Caledonian Louis CK: kids today don't even know that we didn't always have bronze dirks. i hear kids whining about their bronze dirks not holding an edge. [bellowing] you want to drive a fucking flint dirk into the throat of your enemy? [baby voice] oh my bronze dirk got a dent in it. it's slightly less sharp now [bellowing] really? how would you like it when your dirk flakes into a thousand tiny flint shards upon striking the shield of your enemy? you little piece of shit? [baby voice] *random mewling noises* [bellowing again] fuck you! your parents didn't raise you correctly. [philosophical, exasperated] everything is amazing, and nobody's happy

When that one family member that you don’t know interrogates your life