So Since My Last Snap Off Blade Is Officially Rusted, Covered In Plaster, And Extremely Dull I’m Investing

Have you ever thought about what alien furries would be like? like… aliens dressing up as fauna from their own planet, or drawing “anthropomorphized” versions of their planet’s fauna (put in quotes because their physiology/appearance could be radically different from ours) and like how human furries put boobs on animals they slap whatever physical traits they find attractive onto them or then they come to earth and start doing that shit with earth fauna what the hell would an elder thing’s wolf fursona look like? What if an andelite was a scalie?

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

how is it possible for this man to be saying ANYTHING

Star wars high school AU.

Because everyone have done it, so why not?

All the gifs about selkies

loved too-much-green‘s pokemon variations with different parents, so here’s some silly eevees!

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen