Being Called On 🙋‍♂️

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

Square Enix Dev: Hey tigers are, like, absurdly ripped right?

Other Dev: What?

Square Enix Dev: Like, they have the same muscle structure as insanely buff dudes right? Just a real jacked bro? A genuinely ripped beefman? Right?

Other Dev: I mean… they… just… just do whatever you want man.

Square Enix Dev: 

Kanye replaces Zayn in One Direction and kicks everyone out. “There is only one direction,” he says, “west.”

“But mate, all I had was me jocks on and I’m chasing him up the street and I’m just like, mate!”

A red hot ball of Nickel placed on a block of ice.

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

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