Look. I Don’t Think My Stretch Marks Are Beautiful. I Don’t Think They’re Tiger Stripes Or Natural

Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever. 

Like at first, wow this looks nice:

How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.

… And then you find the floorplan:

Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place). 

This is your enterance:

Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks. 

It comes with such stunning features as:

Creepy ass long murder hallways.

A room with many doors (all closets).

A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.

And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.

I hope you like wine, A LOT.

“average person behaves injuriously towards me ten times a year” factoid actually just statistical error. Fortunato, whose thousand injuries I had borne as I best could, is an outlier adn no I don’t know where he is stop asking

im takin back the word friendzone it mean at ya homie house!!!!

If You Just Believe 🎁

Hey y’all, I don’t normally do this but there’s a black man in Texas about to be wrongfully executed so please consider signing this petition:

FREE RODNEY REED

FREE RODNEY REED

FREE RODNEY REED

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow

"Fuck school", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

do you ever feel lowkey cheated because we didn’t get to see a real seventh year at hogwarts?