I’ve Struck Gold.

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

I’m constantly seeing that crying cat meme on my dash and i gotta remind yall that cats and dogs do not cry naturally, those animals all have eye infections

i’m just worried this kind of anthropomorphism is going to lead to people not recognizing that their animals are sick.

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

me, at a restaurant: so, what would you recommend?

waiter: well, the house special, most definitely, or the bees.

me, confused: the bees?

waiter, shouting to the kitchen: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

kitchen: THE BEES

“not all men” you’re right, uncle iroh would never do something like this.

This is Emry, my new Cardslinger Radon (both of these are homebrew haha) character for an upcoming DND campaign.