Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME 

Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Taylor Swift and I'll be singi-

Eyy imma let you finish but I’m auditioning for the role of Kanye west and I’m singing “Oops, I did it again”

This is surreal

costar: jared leto came into my trailer one night to show me his fursona and I expected it to be a dog or a cat or something but it was a wolf with black and red hair and I was honestly shocked at how far he was willing to go. I had to lay down

Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die

The art of Mark Maggiori

Oil

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow