Are There Any Objections? No? Okay Good, So Yea Ryan Is Tim Drake.👍🏾 DO IT BEN AFFLECK!

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

Lili and foos are looking out for my safety

he really wasn’t

THROW OFF THE JANGLY YOKE OF OPPRESSION

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”