I Made My Fb Status “boys R Gross” And My Mom Saw And Told Me To Change It To Say “except My Brother”

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

911: Whats your emergency? Me: I’d like to report something missing.  911: Sure, what is it? Me: My motivation.

“no homo" says the boy cuddling next to you.  You figure he means he isn’t homosexual.  It never grazed your mind he may be stating he isn’t a homosapien.  That was a very big mistake on your part.

Everybody went through that stage when they first joined Tumblr where they were embarrassingly comfortable with adding shitty comments to everything they reblogged.

“Miles Morales is a teen so naturally he’s read homestuck!”

You: Dude, cheer up Me, an intellectual: Young man, there’s no need to feel down