When You Try All The Sounds And Beats On Your Synth While Only Playing Coldplay - Viva La Vida

The Red dress goes well with Red's attitude.

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

just put all my children to bed it’s their first night at home I hope they sleep well and that they know I love them all so much each and every one of them

bethesda: wolfenstein! where you kill nazis!

some asshole: umm why do i have to kill them though?? wouldn't it make me just as bad as they are??? ummm??? i don't need to kill them just because i disagree with them??? mmm bad game...

when 2018 try to hit you with the bullshit

I am crying omfg

This is getting too easy.