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Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

Jurassic Congress

he’s great at blending in

until you drag him

or reblog him

(maybe, depending on your layout)

 when someone ur fond of goes on your blog but doesn’t follow you 

mutual: hey look at this funny post :)

me: op and i got into drama in july of 2015 where i doxxed them and sent anthrax to their family which killed their mother, they called the police and i got arrested and broke out of prison, tracking down their s/o and strangling them so they sought revenge by investing $10,000 in a hitman to take me out who i counter bribed with $80,000 of money which i stole from op’s trust fund in december, the hitman subsequently got arrested and op located my biological father and stabbed him to death, i have been seeking revenge ever since. don’t send me their shitty gay posts

mutual: ok! have a great day

when you think you’re doing well in class and you get your first assignment back

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person