You Run A Tattoo Parlor. Every Couple Of Weeks, The Same Customer Comes In, Always Requesting The Same

Clark: *has Diana, Victor and Arthur under his grasp*

Barry: *runs behind Clark to defend them*

Clark @ Barry:

if i ever fall asleep on you, you are 100% allowed to take a picture of us both

the curve is real

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

Double standard as police policy. #TamirRice

BREAKING: Li’l Sebastian confirmed to replace everyone in Season 7

*whsiper*

mario odyssey….

I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides to run her mouth and say “those last two words were unnecessary” and now all this Waffle House knows I’m a lady of the night.