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“Korg, the rock monster played by Taika Waititi himself, is one of the funniest characters in the movie, and introduces himself with a rock, paper, scissors joke when he first meets Thor.

But there’s more. At the end of the film, we see that Korg has accidentally crushed his blade-armed alien gladiator friend, thinking he killed him. Though the alien wakes up, the joke there probably sailed over everyone’s head. Rock beat scissors.

And if you want to go deeper than that, Korg explains to Thor how he tried to start a revolution but failed because he didn’t print enough pamphlets. Paper beat rock.

This is just too good. Too damn good, Waititi. Amazing.”

from Paul Tassi’s “Five Brilliant Hidden Jokes in Thor: Ragnarok”.

A the barber shop

Barber: would like a haircut

Me: yes I would love A hair cut

Barber: haha classic joke

*barber then realizes my entire head of hair is just one single long peice of hair of wrapped around my noggin

Barber: y did u do this

Me: so I could make this post

Barber: you could've just said that you had but you didn't have to do it in real life

Me: but I've been working on this post for years

McMeme

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

She’s actually deflecting two lasers, double the laser deflection, double the feminism.

Quiz time:

What is the second Kingdom Hearts game?

a) Kingdom Hearts 2 b) Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories c) Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days d)Kingdom Hearts

*completely speechless*

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.