*puts Thumb Between Teeth* Its A Metaphor, You See. You Have The Power To Quarrel, But Can Choose Not

Selina by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. This is a portrait of my sister as Catwoman that I drew for her as a gift. Please do not remove caption.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Selina Kyle aka Catwoman. Portrait is from the waist up. Selina is wearing a black PVC catsuit, a matching black skull cap with cat ears, large black goggles resting atop her head, eyeliner, and bold red lipstick. She’s gazing upward and smiling. Vivid green light glows from her right. The background is deep blue with a disc of bright blue framing Selina’s head.]

a new tumblr feature “worst stuff first” that puts all my posts at the top of your dashboard

what the hell is this

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

If I was ever slated to meet Donald Trump, I’d stuff my pockets with those little hand sanitizer bottles. Every time he’d shake my hand, I’d immediately take one out and squirt the whole bottle. Make a whole spectacle of it, sanitizing my entire right arm. But only after shaking his hand; I’d also be sure to shake the hands of as many other people as possible, but never even think about hand sanitizer until SCROTUS is reaching towards me. Hell, maybe as we’re going in for the shake I’d already have my left hand in my pocket, very dramatically digging for a hand sanitizer so I could be cleaned the moment our hands part. Can you imagine the fucking headlines? The drama? I’d be the target of Turnip’s angry tweets for months. His lapdogs nazis voters would be outraged, screaming obsenities for DARING to attempt voodoo on their god bc they don’t understand cleanliness or germ theory. It would be awesome. I’d be an international hero for washing my hands.

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing