When You Have To Make Your Own Food, And You’ve Been Watching Too Much Food Network Lately

this is the kind of quality content I joined tumblr for 

Who keeps letting these two make videos together 😂😂😂

non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

Oh hello! Look, I just made you this film right now, it’s called DOUBLE KING and it’s for you, here you go!

ive played this maybe 30 times

HOLY SHIT, WE DID IT!!

I’m reading the Sandman right now, and a character talking to Julius Caesar praised him for giving the people cheap corn.

The Columbian exchange didn’t occur for a millennium and a half. Literally unreadable. Sorry Neil, I can’t continue reading this.

STOP?

http://artbymoga.tumblr.com/post/120083523686/the-average-gatsby-alright-you-guys-have-posted

alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first...

they called them DIY, but they were difficult to do yourself, they called them lifehacks, but they didn't make anyone's life easier, they called them 5 minute crafts, but they took extended periods of time to do

now i propose they call them CTSO videos, which stands for "Check That Shit Out" videos. no expectations. no standards. "this dude just made a windmill out of old dog toys i can't do that!" no one asked you to. just watch him do his thing. Check That Shit Out. "somebody just covered a toothpick with 48 layers of flex seal spray to make it a giant toothpick and i don't have nearly enough time for that." who asked if you had time. you aren't doing it. Check That Shit Out. "why did i just watch a video of somebody line up 30 gummi bears and then melt them with a blowtorch and then dip the congealed mess into maple syrup and then put it inside their air conditioning unit?" oh there was absolutely no reason. they didn't need a reason to do that. Check That Shit Out