My Strangest Legacy - In High School, For One Reason Or Another (I Can’t Remember) My Friends And I

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd” ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god.

Tumblr 2018 prediction

As the “FBI Agent Watching Me” meme gets bigger, people begin drawing their FBI-sonas, and come up with headcanons for their respective agents. A few of these characters (basic white guys, probably with white hair) get popular, as the Onceler, Sans and Komeda did. Some shipping wars commence. FBI-sona discourse ensues. I finally delete my goddamn tumblr.

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7 years ago

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

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6 years ago

Good trope: “Hey! You dropped this!” As a cute moment or a way to meet

Great trope: The thing they dropped is super weird

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5 years ago

just put all my children to bed it’s their first night at home I hope they sleep well and that they know I love them all so much each and every one of them