For Any Interested Folks, I Sped Up The Process On That Aurinko Illustration And Threw Some Music On

Real life Quick Time Event

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her parents obviously let her get dressed herself that day because she came waddling in with the puffiest coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into mass she turns around and hands my husand an orange. Her parents are mortified.

“Savannah not again!” They sold! (Again kills me)

They appologize and she turns back around. A few moments later she goes to hand me an orange but her parents grab it from her before she can.

Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages. She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now beat red and in shock.

This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only call manical (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner line of her coat and releases what had to have been 20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pews.

WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling

The priest can no longer contain his glee

The entire church is dying with laughter

She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets of fish that day I’m sure.

Children are amazing.

Macbeth:

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

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i don’t know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen

y’all mention dice, laundry pods, bath bombs, but you’re forgetting the most chewy thing of all

Father Tomas by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

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[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Father Tomas Ortega from The Exorcist. Portrait is from the waist up. Tomas is in profile, wearing a priest’s black cassock over a black shirt with a white clerical collar. He has short, wavy black hair and a soft, close beard. Golden sunlight shines at his back, casting much of him in shadow. The background is dark purple accented with a vertical band of glowing red.]

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?