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My 2 year long dnd campaign ended a week ago, so, it’s time to make new NPCs for the next one!

Vicky the Goblin: she was born with a rat tail so the shaman of her tribe decided it was her destiny to take care of ratdogs (aka goblin dogs). She likes her job a lot though, and wishes more people would appreciate her disease ridden critters.

I really like how everyone has their own descriptions about the character

And then it’s David Gallagher like “yeah he’s sexy and he has a sexy voice” (he literally said that riku has a sexy voice)

that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

person: so what's kingdom hearts about?

me: *breaks out into a nervous sweat*

2015 Rouse Shirt.

Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

My Therapist: Then do it.

Me: I’m sorry?

My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

Me: Ah- Oh.

My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.

honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension