Get Ya Laugh On

so i sent this email to this company that had an app i wanted to download, but didn’t have it for android:

i didnt think i would get a response, i figured they get weird shit from people complaining all the time

today i got a response

oh my god he even sent me the email they posted

THEY FUCKING HIGHLIGHTED IT

When you see it…

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

mcdonalds cashier: sorry the flurry machine broke 

me: its fine *goes home* *crying* *opens laptop* *opens tumblr* *new text post* 

I was sensitive, a baby lamb, pink and tender

and You were harsh, sharp, edges and pain

you were broken and you wanted me to break too

your knife against my pale pink skin, deepen the wound

“its fine” 

january 19 2017

Everyday Fire Emblem quotes

Friend: I stayed up so late last night, I'm so tired!

Me: You'll get no sympathy from me

Friend: The teacher's coming!

Me: Prepare yourself

Friend: How did you pass that test!?

Me: The key to victory lies within

Other person: Why are you sticking up for him!?

Me: I fight for my friends

Friend: How did you know about that!?

Me: I'm always three steps ahead

Teacher: You two have detention

Me: It seems our fates are joined

Friend: I just want this day to be over

Me: We're not done yet!

Teacher: It's your turn to present

Me: Minna, miteite kure

Me: Being judgmental is toxic and I refuse to partake in this kind of negativity! Someone: *Has a rat tail* Me:

I was pretty much indestructible as a baby but there was a nursary rhyme vhs tape my mom used to play for me and there was one at the end with a creepy marionette that would freak me out and id have to cover my eyes and ears until it was over but one time i walked in from the kitchen after getting my juice and it came on and i freaked out because i knew what was coming and i panicked and ran away but i ended up sprinting straight into the wall leaving a toddlers head sized hole in the drywall and i had to go to the doctor

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

“The most important part of character design is to have a recognizable silhouette”

Bro why the FUCK did your icon turn to look at me