I Used To Hate Sloths But This Has Changed Something In My Heart And I Want To Say Sorry To All The Sloths

Homeless Cat Cuddles With Abandoned Baby, Saves It From Freezing To Death

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

Facing the Greatest Fear 💀 by Thomas Sanders

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

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what about thanksgiving season though!

We should be listening to thanksgiving carols dangit 

It begins

Bread boy (🔊)

first time i saw this on the tl i scrolled uncomfortably like uh oh this is somebodys work being shared w/o permission this is wrong but i just now actually read it and LMFAOFOAO