“go Hang A Salami” Backwards Is “im A Lasagna Hog" And That Pleases Me

Watch: President Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, it’s an oligarchy — and he’s not wrong.

Hillary Clinton got under Trump’s skin and he threw a temper tantrum on live TV.

Me as hozier liking this tweet

Leonardo DiCaprio climbs nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off of rocks. He craves that mineral.

Saw this on my neighbors car one morning.. via Shitty_Car_Mods

i cant fucking believe the wizard cops only found pettigrew’s pinky and they just closed the investigation like “wow is this guy dead or what. so fucking dead i have never seen anyone more dead in my life. only a finger left. dead dead dead”