Ok But What If You Married Whomever Was On Your *phone* Background

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

This is the best D&D

Big mood

here’s an old patreon reward to fill in the drawing-hiatus void a bit; something I get asked about a lot is the ‘acting’ in my comics and how to be subtle with conveying emotions. The answer is mostly experience and constantly observing people in real life to learn about expressions, but knowing when to ‘dial up’ or ‘dial down’ emotion is very important! context is king- this is basically the same advice that Carl Barks gave on one of his reference sheets here (in a much more succinct manner!):

me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?

the defendant: i’m a scorpio

me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor 

action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

Oh yes Taylor Swift profiting off the gays ™ Again. Please.

dont mean to sound like a Swiftie ™ but why be mad when you can be glaad that Taylor who’s the biggest popstar in the world rn with a massive following actually gave prominent LGBT icons a platform.. the music video really showcased the gay spirit and apparently donations for GLAAD spiked when the single got released so it seems most of the proceeds will go to the charity. also, she advocates for the Equality Act and even put it at the end of her video. she encourages viewers to engage in politics and write to their senators. the video is in good spirits and the song has a good message. i’m gay and tbh i really dont see why we should make this experience something negative when the pros outweigh its problematic aspects. also, Hayley Kiyoko is openly gay and is in the music video so there’s an LGBT artist you can check out if you wanna support gay artists

Honestly if you’re not watching this debate you might want to turn it on. Trump is talking so fast I’m starting to suspect he might be on something, he screamed at Anderson Cooper for not having brought up a topic he just brought up, he threatened to have Hillary Clinton arrested, and he’s refusing to apologize for his groping comments, he’s still pretending he was against the war in Iraq, and he just told a Muslim woman that his plan to protect Muslims from Islamophobia was to push Islam as the problem, it’s a trainwreck

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