Storytelling!

hey gamers

how do i add a gf to my inventory?

non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

me: wow that person over there is really hot

hot person: is that a potato staring at me

whoa we’re half way there

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

me in one sentence

Yeah bro hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime

gays are too much. i hate us