Harry: Albus Severus Potter, You Were Named After The Two Bravest Men I Ever Knew

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It’s a growlithe

Seeing Someone Younger Than Me Joining An Old Fandom I'm In:

Honestly if you’re not watching this debate you might want to turn it on. Trump is talking so fast I’m starting to suspect he might be on something, he screamed at Anderson Cooper for not having brought up a topic he just brought up, he threatened to have Hillary Clinton arrested, and he’s refusing to apologize for his groping comments, he’s still pretending he was against the war in Iraq, and he just told a Muslim woman that his plan to protect Muslims from Islamophobia was to push Islam as the problem, it’s a trainwreck

hope u get run over

Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

I don’t think I’ve ever watched a video that has made me so uncomfortable

At 27 years old, Shinri Tezuka may be one of the youngest people still practicing the dwindling art of amezaiku, or candy crafting, in Japan. The self-taught Japanese artist carves, sculpts and paints delicate lollipops into intricate edible sculptures. Amezaiku dates back hundreds of years, but today there are only two artists left in Tokyo. Tezuka hopes his elaborate goldfish, frog and octopus designs will inspire the next generation of candy crafters to keep the tradition alive.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST HILARIOUS PRANK CALL I HAVE EVER HEARD. OH MY LORD THIS IS BRILLIANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M GONNA PEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I picked up this trio of barnacles on the beach today because they reminded me of brass knuckles! May I present to you

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