This Hurt To Laugh At

I’m the person talking and the baby..

"Are you ticklish" is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them

Stop Clickbait.

Mythbusters ended too soon. I feel like The Cask Of Amontillado is exactly the myth they would have tested.

Like, figuring out how long it takes the mortar to dry. Finding the maximum amount of time before knocking down a recently built brick wall. Establishing the best place on a recently bricked wall to topple it and escape.

And then, doing all of that while drunk.

Mythbusters, you left us too soon.

Fans: (make memes about Mario being even slightly diabolical or sinister)

Nintendo: NO! He is a good boy!