Shore Leave!!...

Keeping my mark because I want to read this 2

Please help me find this one wangxian fanfic: Lan Sizhui pov, I don't remember much of the plot but there was this one scene where Wangxian and the juniors are outside and they also have a child with them I don't remember why and someone flirts with Lan Wangji. Lan Sizhui asks Wei Wuxian why he isn't jealous or something like that and Wei Wuxian is just like "Lan Zhan probably doesn't know how to reject someone" and Lan Sizhui goes to help him out with the child. Lan Sizhui straight up keeps the child in Lan Wangji's arms and calls him Father and calls Wei Wuxian dad and stuff to deter that woman who was flirting with Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian after all that is like "Lan Zhan you were leaving me with the kids???" all jokingly and yeah that's all I remember thank you for your help!

My second prompt for the MDZS Gotcha for Gaza event, requested by bianca_boop on twitter! Jian Yanli/transwoman Jin Zixuan. I chose that moment of gender euphoria when you finally look like yourself!

Op you've meet a genius

I work retail, and yesterday I pulled up a customer's rewards account to see his name listed as "Jim Kirk."

I said, "Cool name."

"Thanks," he said. "Want to see my ID?"

He pulled out a Star Fleet identification card with a picture of Captain Kirk on it.

"My name is Jim Kirk and I'm from Iowa," he told me. "I'm invisible online."

No context. Just kitty.

Meanwhile the idw turtles

A TMNT Crossover fanfic where it’s just the 2012! TMNT boys trying to explain their Bishop to other versions of themselves.

Imagine the 2003 turtles hearing about a version of Bishop that’s actually an alien utrom that saved Mikey from vivisection.

Imagine the rise turtles having to hear about how he’s a “good kraang” and that he’s only a foot tall outside his robot suit.

Imagine the TOTTMNT boys trying to comprehend that all of the above while trying to wrap their heads around the fact that, somehow, a version of Bishop willingly worked with mutants with the goal to prevent the destruction of humanity.

I finally finished a part of my MXTX band AU/crossover. 🙏

I really love imagining how these three would get along—probably total chaos with Wei Ying's influence.

Luo Binghe makes fun of Hua Cheng, but he's just as much of a simp. 🫵

I love newtmas so much genuinely one of my favourite ships and their relationship has LAYERS and I wish Newt could've went with Thomas to safe haven and spent their future together

BUT

If I had the power to somehow change Newts ending I'd keep it the same Wait! Wait! Put the pitchforks and torches down

Now hear me out Newts death was IMPORTANT and honestly to ME atleast what makes Newtmas so much more tragic is the fact that they were frankly doomed from the start (ESPECIALLY in the books) Newt was never gonna be happy he was never gonna be truly "free" something he'd always wanted.. and the fact that Thomas went to the maze after Newts attempt only for Newt to die by HIS OWN hands later on!

Newtmas is good because their ending was written in stone no matter what lengths thomas went for Newt... although they should've kissed 🙈hhehe

Still love those fix-it fics where Newt gets to live tho fan fic writers keep em coming

Ik that human wwx X vulcan lwj is the expectation in all star trek X mdzs crossovers but. But! Hear me out, Betazoid wwx X vulcan lwj .

Telepathic besties to Telepathic lovers.

Aberration Lita?? Real!

cringe but free..............

anyways i don't love this- i feel like i slayed with mettaton tim and lita,, but everything else is. uhhhh mediocre.....

Modern mdzs fic: except its just a story about wangxian meeting and eventually falling in love while working in customer service.