Evil Morty Discovers The Existence Of The Citadel Of Ricks...

Doing what? the twitch of Itachi’s eyebrow said, but the boy said nothing.

The genjutsu was subtle: the widening of his jaw, the thickening of that slender neck. The Akatsuki cloak gave his shoulders a broader girth, too. All an illusion to make Itachi look older than his fourteen years. Kisame was not fooled, but he was amused. He wondered how long Itachi had been casting it, renewing it, slowly aging it until even he himself had forgotten the youth of his face.

“You’ll grow into it, I suppose,” Kisame murmured.

Itachi emitted a subvocal noise of annoyance. Kisame laughed and brushed past him. He’d killed all his partners and he’d likely end up killing this boy, too. But until then, he’d enjoy provoking the farce until his facade fell. What fun it was to live in such interesting times!

(Based on my headcanon that Itachi had a long-running genjutsu of himself at all times, which would explain why Itachi always looked so damn old in everyone’s memory even though he was supposed to be thirteen when he massacred his clan.)

I wonder if Videl was angry at her dad for taking credit for Gohan’s work? She grew up benefitting from that deceit only to realize her privileged life was due to fraud… Did she ever talk to Gohan about it? Here’s my take as to how that could’ve gone down :’)

Misadventures of amnesiac Bill & Stanley plus one very, very tired Ford. (Set sometime in the future of my same coin spinoff au).

Featuring yandere ford face because I’m not tired of it yet XDD

>:DDDD

(Okay, I NKOW you all were probably asking for fluff/comedy but my brain just wasn’t having it today. I’M SORRYYYyyyyyy~)

“I’m sorry if it hurts Chi-Chi and Gohan, but please don’t try and resurrect me. Besides, Gohan’s a lot better person than I was…”

I think about this line a lot. It shows a lot of self awareness from Goku, y'know?

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Obito…every day that goes by, I get older than you. Isn’t that just awful?

But, you know what…? I’m going to try my best to live for you, too.

(I headcanon Cor taught Mors how to die.)

I find King Mors fascinating!! The King named 'death'-- (gosh, his parents must have been downright wretched)-- yet another sacrifice born to die waiting for the prophecized King, by order of Bahamut, their God. Why? When? For what? His questions are unanswered and he is still dying for a country that despises him, that he is losing as his body fails him.

How frustrating! How absolutely maddening! To die a mere stepping stone...!!

What kind of a king choses a fifteen year old boy as his bodyguard as he nears death?? One that craves the company of youth, or envies their vitality...? (Imagine: the Death King being afraid of death!)

Cor may be a kid, but he's a soldier who has countless times faced death and walked out alive. He's made his peace with his end, whenever it may come.

Both of them are servants to fickle masters, who may decide when they die at any time. But of them both, only Cor knows how to die a proper warrior's death. To the Lucian King hailed as coward for drawing back the Wall to extend his life, this Crownscur's kingly resolve must've been quite something...

if I’m the sky then you’re the ocean

and I’m drowning