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Bill likes making a nest out of bills -- the eye on the pyramid calls to him for some reason -- but stupid Stan keeps taking them! Sorry, pocket dorito! XDD
My headcanon for Dende :) I figured his road to godhood was parallel and opposite to that of Kami’s – a sort of yin-yang motif, if you will.
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Sleep deprived for days in an effort to avoid being possessed by Bill, Ford begins to hallucinate. Are they memories, or nightmares? His confused brain cannot tell the difference anymore.
Stanley, for his part, is similarly sleep deprived and tired of this bullshit. But he’s no stranger to holding someone’s head above a toilet after a bad night. It just so happens that now it’s his paranoid asshole brother that keeps rambling some crap about a triangle in a top hate.
(He doesn’t believe in Bill — yet. He will).
I headcanon Cor went down for one final jaunt into Taelpar Crag when he decided he'd done all he could in this life.
Gilgamesh welcomed him back with open arms.
totally self indulgent headcanon tied into this: upon death, cor becomes another sword that gilgamesh wields, and the one he takes off-world with him when he finally leaves Eos.
Gilgamesh in final fantasy lore is a unique entity that trapezes around worlds looking for fights and weapons. he is nearly always encountered with a local-world sword as well as multiple weapons of his own personal arsenal. cor -- naturally -- becomes a katana, probably named lionheart or sword of kings or somesuch moniker, it probably changes from world to world.
when used in battle, if fed spiritual energy, a spectre of cor can fight alongside him like a vergil clone, either as the >55 year old cor died as or as the 15 year old gilgamesh first met, depending on whether the wielder requires finesse or feral brutality.
In this manner, cor truly becomes immortal, and used in the way he liked best: in battle, fiercely defending those he has deemed worthy and given his loyalty to.
A spinoff of my Evil Stan AU :D
A stray Portal Ford and his unfortunate Rick stumble upon the Human Henchmaniac, Stan “Piraña” Pines, loyal minion of one Bill Cipher.
Can they outwit the Ford-Killer Fish?
Stan tried to use the copier to study his brother’s books faster, but the clones kept crying themselves to death ):
My evil Stan AU.
Premise is, basically, Stan falls through the portal instead of Ford and into the Nightmare Dimension. Bill brainwashes/convinces/tortures him into hating Ford (perhaps his own was an asshole?), and Stan “Piraña” Pines becomes an interdimensional hitman and bounty hunter, tracking down the many Portal Fords and either killing them or delivering them back to Bill to be personally tortured to death.
Bill cannot leave the Nightmare Dimension, so he uses Evil Stan as a personal meat puppet and channels his powers through him, damaging his eye (hence the eyepatch) and accelerating the aging of his body. In exchange for this willing possession, though, Stan can also use some of Bill’s powers (shapeshifting black tentacles!!) to survive on strange planets and even the void of space for a short amount of time.
Not all is angst and violence, I promise! There are plenty of incompetent henchman shenanigans. See, unfortunately for our amoral protagonist, he is still identical to Ford so sometimes he gets confused for the very bounty he’s chasing XDD