Performance Report
Performance report
By: f. Pauling
Things have finally looking up for Scout, he has calmed, his fever has started to come down and he's a little more lucid. Everyone is a bit more relaxed. however, a new problem has arises, Medic has contained soldier. He had attacked Demoman. he is currently recovering. One of the boils on Soldier popped into demo's wounds, Medic says that this is very distressing, as he hasn't pegged what exactly it is in his boil. this in itself is more that concerning.
More to be reported with new information.
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Transcribed phone call
Spy & Scout's mother
Spy: salute Charlotte.
Other line: hi *redacted*, how have you been?
S:*notable pause and sigh* a nervous wreck.
O,l: I hear ya, I am too. Is he getting any better?
S: non, he is getting worse.
*pause*
S: medic has had to intubate him. How has it gotten this bad? Why can't I do anyth-
O,l: *redacted*, calm down. t's not going to help at all, is it?
S: Non, it is not
O,l: ok then, how's 'bout this, I come down help however I can , one of my boys can come with me. Hav'n his Ma and one of his brothers might help.
S: it shouldn't be necessary, Mon petit chouflour.
O,l: nonsense! I wanta see my baby boy!
Spy: than I will see you when you get here, please don't bring any of the grandchildren, we don't know if it's contagious yet.
Other line: alright sweetheart, I'll be there as soon as we can.
Ahmed from @ahmedaldanis and @ahmedaldanigg is only 14 YEARS OLD and needs to raise money for evacuation as well as dental treatment.
The current amount raised is:
€2,756/50,000
Not even 1/10.
I will post updates when i can.
Reminder that I can draw for you if you donate: x
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Fuck a wedding ring. Propose to me with a mermaid pendant. Iykyk
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Stand with us in these difficult moments in our lives 🍉🌿🇵🇸
Me and my small family (old mother, wife and little daughter) are trying to survive the blockade and the bombs.
This is not an evacuation fundraiser but rather a fund to pay for basic goods such as water, which has quadrupled in price since October, and food, which is being sold at exhorbitant prices.
Gofund link:
I used to be an accountant at a very successful restaurant in Gaza (Italianoo 🍕)
which has since been bombed and destroyed, and the owners of the restaurant were killed.
It is devastating to see everything you worked so hard for and everyone involved with it vanish in the blink of an eye. It is even harder to struggle to survive after it.
Please do not hesitate to help Hatem and his family !
Greetings from my little daughter
Greetings from Gaza to all Palestinian supporters 🍉🇵🇸🌿
So four people have reached out to me asking if I could post about their fundraisers, so here they are:
@dodoshehab
@mohammedshehabneww
@hyamshehabfamile
@mmalakhasan
I have spoken to them and from what I can tell they seem legit. So if you can, please help them out or just help boost their fundraisers! Any support will likely go a long way.
Medical report for Soldier
Performed and written by medic
Patient name: Jane Doe
Next of kin: a bunch of racoons, Marasmus
Condition: ill
Soldier is acting odd and his body has some changes from his usual condition.
He's veins are slowly turning purple and are much more visible than usual.
He has developed some lumps all over his body, I am planning on preforming a biopsy to see if they are cancerous.
He is acting very unusual, more unusual than he usually is.
Will update when having more information on the condition of the patient.
end of report
I would pay to see this
So picture this:
A fully voiced, fully animated in SFM Team Fortress 2 TV show. The show could follow the comics if it wanted to or it could make it’s own entirely new story, or even just be a comedy that delves into the everyday lives of our favorite mercenaries.
Anyways, one of the running gags would be that Heavy and Medic are married and everyone on the team knows, but the show isn’t explicit about it.
Like maybe you’ll have a scene here where Soldier bangs on all the mercs doors for role call and we see a shot of Heavy and Medic sleeping together, another scene there where two other characters are having a conversation in the foreground, and in the background, Hoovy and Meem are arguing about something before Heavy just says “Nyet” and throws him over his shoulder. Then there would be one or two episodes with their relationship as the main focus and the viewer is all surprised but the show is like, “You didn’t know lol? We’ve been teasing this for like, the whole season.”
Demo, who is just drunk enough to deal with this situation: over the hills we go, blasting along the way.
Scout, who isn't completely paying attention:*to the toon of the dreidel song* bash 'em bash 'em bash 'em. These dumbasses are in the way-
Soldier: *to the tune of Jingle Bells* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY-
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