Alejandro: ¡Prospero Año Y Felicidad, Lindsay!

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

I deeply apologize for the lack of request answers... i will be getting to those as soon as I can! I wanted to indulge myself a little for now and take things easy since I've been sick, but I should be up to tip top shape soon!

originally I was gonna add a horse to this but I decided against it because it made the shot too wide and I didn't like it.

also the horse looked terrifying with lighting on it 😞

Omg the Chicken has a tiara

KENTS AFTERNOON ✨TEA PARTY✨

Demo, who is just drunk enough to deal with this situation: over the hills we go, blasting along the way.

Scout, who isn't completely paying attention:*to the toon of the dreidel song* bash 'em bash 'em bash 'em. These dumbasses are in the way-

Soldier: *to the tune of Jingle Bells* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY-

Sorry this took so long, this is my first time writing a fic in general, still trying to decide the direction to take it. Also, I am aware that I suck at writing accents and forgot to put them at the beginning.. hope y'all like this

Transcribed phone call

Spy & Scout's mother

Spy: salute Charlotte.

Other line: hi *redacted*, how have you been?

S:*notable pause and sigh* a nervous wreck.

O,l: I hear ya, I am too. Is he getting any better?

S: non, he is getting worse.

*pause*

S: medic has had to intubate him. How has it gotten this bad? Why can't I do anyth-

O,l: *redacted*, calm down. t's not going to help at all, is it?

S: Non, it is not

O,l: ok then, how's 'bout this, I come down help however I can , one of my boys can come with me. Hav'n his Ma and one of his brothers might help.

S: it shouldn't be necessary, Mon petit chouflour.

O,l: nonsense! I wanta see my baby boy!

Spy: than I will see you when you get here, please don't bring any of the grandchildren, we don't know if it's contagious yet.

Other line: alright sweetheart, I'll be there as soon as we can.

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I am Momen Al Madhoun, 35 years old, a graphic design from gaza, my wife Nour Al Madhoun 30 years old, a computer engineer, We are two self-made people united by a love of work, ambition, and self-development. We used to work remotely in programming and design. We had a cozy home that we built hand by hand, stone by stone.

Ezzdeen my big son was 7 when the war started now he is 8 years old and suffering from huge weight loss because he is very picky in his food, we try to buy him the food he accept but it is hard in our situations, Ameer my little son was 5 and now he is 6, he supposed to be at his first year at school now but what he forced to live is very diffirent!

Today after a whole year of displacement and the harsh suffering we are still living in this genocide in Gaza.

After our many attempts to survive, we actually survived, but it was only the survival of the body, the soul and the psychological health for me, my husband and my two children did not survive! Even the body survived apparently, but it is very weak due to the famine and the suffering in obtaining food and drink.

As the conflict escalates, our access to food, clean water, and basic necessities has dwindled. Everyday here is like a battle, not just with death surrounding us everywhere, but against huner and despair.

Today, after more than a year of living under the genocide, losing everything in our lives. More than a year of patience on famine and suffering and trying to overcome difficulties to survive, A whole year full of WHERE DO WE GO? what is our fault? what is our kids fault?

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Welcome, I am Muhammad, an optometrist. I graduated from Jordan , After I graduated, I worked in the Emirates . When I returned to my homeland, Gaza, I established my own optical center with my brother Ali , and our work was good.

🔻My parents, siblings, and I built the building for housing.

🔻A few months before this war, I established a shop to make traditional Palestinian sweets *Kunafa* as a hobby.

💥I Now, after this war, My house, my projects, and my car were all destroyed. Even the house of my parents, my two brothers, Ali and Anas, and my sister Mira’s house as well. My father’s children’s toy store was also destroyed.💥🔥🔥

🛟My family consists of 14 people and they are as follows: my father, my mother, my little brother Anas, my sister Mira and her son Omar, my brother Ali, his wife and two daughters Hanan and Joan, and me, my wife and my children Razan, Maram and Maher.

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So, do I just..grow sour lemons? Or something?

This is awesome

RED team Smissmas: "We wouldn't have done this without YOU, dummy, Merry Smissmass." (very happy ending)

BLU team Smissmas:

Merry Bloody Smissmas to the BLU team

Additional pictures:

Pomni first word

You know, I like to make comics with absurd plots so that people only have one question: “What the hell?”