Ik How You Feel, It's The Worst

emotional energy

big slappy

[ID: A pinup digital drawing of the character Scout from the video game team fortress 2. It is drawn in black and white line art with no colour. Scout is posing suggestively on a sofa, curving his back to emphasize his ass. He is shirtless and wears shorts, socks, his hand wraps, his hat, and trans tape. In his left hand, a can of BONK! is clutched, the logo pointed towards the viewer. Scout smirks smugly. END ID]

It's officially my 19th birthday

Yet another year around the sun and all the toys from when I was younger are considered old or vintage '-'

i thot the beatles died

Pomni first word

You know, I like to make comics with absurd plots so that people only have one question: “What the hell?”

it’s like christmas morning

Ms. Pauling: *pulling on her hair in anxiety* I am officially screwed.

Scout: Hey, don't sweat it! There's one more way I could stall.

*jump cuts to the Administrator’s hospital room*

Scout: And now, shadow puppet theatre! *poses his hands* Arf, arf! I'm a dog!

The Administrator: *scoffs* Lame.

Scout: Come on, I'm just getting started. *hollers* Team, places!

The Mercs: *all charge in and pose in complicated patterns*

Soldier: *narrating* Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941…

*shadows of military ships, in different sizes and positions, project onto the wall*

Soldier: It started as a peaceful day, and then... BAM! Aggression from the Japanese!

Demo: This is totally unexpected!

*shadows of airplanes fly past, bombing the ships*

The Administrator: *in genuine shock, the ash of her cigarette falling to the floor*

Demo: *imitating explosions*

*the shadow of a giant alligator crawls onto the screen, nom-ing on a battleship*

Pyro: *muffled mooing noises and giggles*

Scout: PYRO! There were no alligators at Pearl Harbor… probably.

Pyro: *muffled whine* Battleships are so boring...

Scout: Back to work!

Demo, who is just drunk enough to deal with this situation: over the hills we go, blasting along the way.

Scout, who isn't completely paying attention:*to the toon of the dreidel song* bash 'em bash 'em bash 'em. These dumbasses are in the way-

Soldier: *to the tune of Jingle Bells* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY-

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

Woo

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15