REBLOG, PLEASE!!

Made an AU while lokey dying.

Play Fortress 2

It’s 18 boys who at the park one day decided to play a game of fighting! Split up into a Red and Blu team, pretended they were mercenaries in a war trying to take down the other team! They loved playing so much that now they all either play at the park, or they will choose someone’s backyard to go play in.

Loadouts!:

Scout(6)- little league baseball bat

Soldier (7)- a PVC pipe he found and he later manages to duct tape into a potato launcher (with some help)

Pyro(6)- a lighter (they aren’t suppose to have that 🤭) ((no, she does not light anyone on fire, he just makes a woosh sound with her mouth and the others play pretend))

Demoman(7)- pinecones and pinecones+gum

Heavy(8)- A log he found, lunch Мама packed him, fists

Engineer(7)- a little robot he made that can shoot BB pellets

Medic(7)- the first aide kit he took from the closet

Sniper(6)- pebbles and a slingshot

Spy(8)- a pencil (to ‘backstab’)

This is awesome

RED team Smissmas: "We wouldn't have done this without YOU, dummy, Merry Smissmass." (very happy ending)

BLU team Smissmas:

Merry Bloody Smissmas to the BLU team

Additional pictures:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

It shall never end

sonic with a never ending stack of chili dogs on his head

215. SPLAT

Holy shit it's back

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

Sorry this took so long, this is my first time writing a fic in general, still trying to decide the direction to take it. Also, I am aware that I suck at writing accents and forgot to put them at the beginning.. hope y'all like this

Transcribed phone call

Spy & Scout's mother

Spy: salute Charlotte.

Other line: hi *redacted*, how have you been?

S:*notable pause and sigh* a nervous wreck.

O,l: I hear ya, I am too. Is he getting any better?

S: non, he is getting worse.

*pause*

S: medic has had to intubate him. How has it gotten this bad? Why can't I do anyth-

O,l: *redacted*, calm down. t's not going to help at all, is it?

S: Non, it is not

O,l: ok then, how's 'bout this, I come down help however I can , one of my boys can come with me. Hav'n his Ma and one of his brothers might help.

S: it shouldn't be necessary, Mon petit chouflour.

O,l: nonsense! I wanta see my baby boy!

Spy: than I will see you when you get here, please don't bring any of the grandchildren, we don't know if it's contagious yet.

Other line: alright sweetheart, I'll be there as soon as we can.

Happy spooky month

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

Stardew valley 1.6 is on the switch!!!!!

<3

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3