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Both. Both are true.

Orel making that one face: a “thread”

sp Doodles im rlly sorry you guys

Link!

Can I you pass the link pls?

Thank you~

Omg Ophelia you would not believe the day I had.

First horatio was like “methinks I saw him yesternight, the king your father” and I’m all like “the king my father???? But he’s dead; peep the nighted color of my mourning garb.” Then he tells me this wild tale of seeing the ghost of my dad and that I should totally come check it out tonight. So I go and skip my uncle’s rager, but it was cold and Marcellus forgot snacks. BUT THEN OPHELIA—The ghost actually showed up, but it started stalking away. So I’m like “I’m gonna follow it” but Horatio grabs me and goes “nooo doooont! it will make you jump off a cliff or lure you in to madness!” So I pulled a knife on him, because one should always have a knife when communing with spectres loosed from hell, just common sense, and threatened to kill him and Marcellus if they wouldn’t let me go. Can you believe horatios nerve? He invites me ghost hunting and then gets all weird about me hunting ghosts!! Anyway, long story short: ran around the woods in the dead of night and lost my hat, talked to the ghost, pissed myself hence why I’m holding my trousers and—why are you looking at me like my noble mind has been overthrown?

Yesterday we had a debate about which social media platforms different Hamlet characters would use and this is what we came up with:

Gertrude: is probably on facebook and in several weird parenting forums where she asks for help with her weird son

Hamlet: Tumblr, but like 2012 tumblr where he post pseudo edgy shit. Also he has a secret twitter account which he uses to bitch at Claudius

Horatio: Probably has his own blog or something where he just writes about his life from time to time

Laertes: The king of 08/15 mirror selfies on instagram. He also posts his dietary and work out plans on there

Ophelia: Is not allowed to be active on any social media platforms apart from pinterest, where she has several pretty mood pinboards

Claudius: He's obviously on Twitter, where he unfortunately regularly gets backlash from a certain anonymous user named 'DefinitelyNotHamlet'

Polonius: ICQ.

happy new year 2022!