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Drunk Seed Headcanons

Drunk Faith: you know those posts about drunk white girls who are super nice and considerate but also giggly and adorable? That’s Faith. She would feed you and make sure you have a ride home and tell you how excellent your clothes are and then she falls asleep in the hallway curled up on the stairs. 

Drunk John: performing ridiculously skilled dance moves across his ranch with a bottle of some expensive, organic, small-batch IPA in his hand while big band or swing music can be heard for miles away, OR listening to emo music alone with hard liquor while trying to fix one of his planes and then crying because he pinched his finger and it’s gonna leave a maaaaaaaark!

Drunk Joseph: he does not imbibe because of the LORD! (but he sure does toss back a couple shots if shit hits the fan, and then he’s just all weepy and sleepy. Don’t get Joseph drunk, please.)

Drunk Jacob: Knocks back a lot of alcohol - like, a LOT - and then takes a nap. What he doesn’t know is that before he went to sleep, he went through his camp and chastised each and every one of his Judges for not wearing pants because that’s INDECENT, you guys, please, we have an image to uphold.

Had to be done.

Jurassicnatural.

incorrect far cry quotes [2/∞]

OMG GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

WE CAN CALL OURSELVES THE SEEDLINGS!!

If you love Joseph, John, Jacob, or Faith Seed, you are officially a Seediling.

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A SEEDLING TO SPREAD AWARENESS.

That's awesome

DEPUTY/THE SEEDS: joseph | john | faith | jacob

Not me playing but that is hilarious!!