Charlie: My Dick Has A Lot In Common With The Sun

Part II / Lots of Johns in this one!

Part I here:

Can't wait...

Guess we're getting another Tumblr sexy man

Keanu Reeves + portraying Johns.

BONUS

American catto

Just watched 'Mr. Sandman'

Hank: We have to take you to a hospital!

Nick: No, that won't help. Call Monroe!

What I heard: TAKE ME TO MY BOYFRIEND ONLY HIS LOVE CAN HEAL ME.

Hank: If he comes out the back, can you cover it?

Monroe: I can cover it. *Eyes go red*

What I heard: OH I GOT THIS *RED EYES* I AM GOING TO RIP THIS MOFO'S EYES OUT AND THEN USE HIS EMPTY SOCKETS AS AS.... I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'LL USE THEM AS SOMETHING, BECAUSE HE HURT MY NICK. *INCOHERENT NOISES*

This is from an idea I've had in the past days: I have been obsessed with Old UK Top Gear lately and I thought of a little AU where Jeremy, James and Richard are Jäger pilots (Pacific Rim).

Their giant 🪨 bot is of course called Geoff and I've a bed a little design to it. Also there is this thought in my mind where Richard in particular finds a juvenile and rather peaceful Kaiju left in the human world to stay alive on it's own. Hammond sneaks it into his room at base and calls it Oliver. He does try training the beast and they build an inseparable bond.

Jeremy and James are the two main pilots of Geoff, whereas Richard has an extra spot to operate the huuuge canon. The two older pilots, due to sharing some memories while bridging, find out about the creature Hammond is hiding. They don't tell their Admiral, Andy Will man, but are quite mad.

I am concerned for Dylan’s sanity.

william shatner is a fascinating man would love to study him in a lab

The secret to lasting relationships ;)

That's awesome

DEPUTY/THE SEEDS: joseph | john | faith | jacob