A Crude Summary Of The Jekyll And Hyde Musical...

A crude summary of the Jekyll and Hyde Musical...

Jekyll: I have daddy issues, I must fix him with drugs.

Jekyll: Can I give a person (my dad) drugs?

Board of Governors: WTF?! No!

Jekyll: Fine, I'll do the drugs.

Jekyll: *Does the drugs and becomes Hyde*

Hyde: I WANT WHORES AND BITCHES!

Lucy: I'm a floozy.

Hyde: YES!

Hyde: I'M INVINCIBLE, I FEEL ALIVE!!! *goes back to being Jekyll*

Jekyll: Aw sheit.... everything's fucked up.

Jekyll: *stays in his room trying to fix shit*

Utterson: Jekyll, get the fuck out of your room, you have to marry your fiancee!

Lisa: Oh yeah, I exist.

Jekyll: Go away, I'm busy!

Hyde: *kills people*

Board of Governors: *die one by one* Aw sheit!

Lucy: I don't want to be a prostitute, I wanna be with the doctor guy, he's nice.

Jekyll: No... I'm getting married?

Hyde: FUCK ME INSTEAD!

Lucy: No.

Hyde: *Kills Lucy*

Lucy: Shit. *dead*

Jekyll: That's it, I'm fucking done!

Hyde: No you're not!

Jekyll and Hyde: Confrontation.

Lisa: Okay, finally we're getting married.

Jekyll: Yeah.

Jekyll: *gets hyde cramps* What? NO! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOoooooo

Hyde: Guess who's back? Back again? Eddie's Back, tell a friend.

Everyone: What the actual fuck Henry!?

Jekyll: Utterson! Kill me!

Utterson: But... *sort of bromance* I can't Henry.

Jekyll: Oh come on *stabs himself*

Hyde: AW, SHIT SHIT! SHIT! NO!

Jekyll and Hyde: *Dead*

Everyone Else: WTF?!