This Video Is So Nice!

Keanu Reeves “Holy shit that was perfect. 4.97, you broke 5 seconds”.

i made this a year ago and remembered it today. anyway i won’t accept criticism (og post)

Drunk Seed Headcanons

Drunk Faith: you know those posts about drunk white girls who are super nice and considerate but also giggly and adorable? That’s Faith. She would feed you and make sure you have a ride home and tell you how excellent your clothes are and then she falls asleep in the hallway curled up on the stairs. 

Drunk John: performing ridiculously skilled dance moves across his ranch with a bottle of some expensive, organic, small-batch IPA in his hand while big band or swing music can be heard for miles away, OR listening to emo music alone with hard liquor while trying to fix one of his planes and then crying because he pinched his finger and it’s gonna leave a maaaaaaaark!

Drunk Joseph: he does not imbibe because of the LORD! (but he sure does toss back a couple shots if shit hits the fan, and then he’s just all weepy and sleepy. Don’t get Joseph drunk, please.)

Drunk Jacob: Knocks back a lot of alcohol - like, a LOT - and then takes a nap. What he doesn’t know is that before he went to sleep, he went through his camp and chastised each and every one of his Judges for not wearing pants because that’s INDECENT, you guys, please, we have an image to uphold.

I am watching it again and I CANNOT be the only one who makes out the Grabber's mask on the basement walls, like...!!

That is so awesome.

Somehow that kinda reminded me of this...

mads: so what kind of film is this agent: oh idk there are some kungfu ish scene mads: sign me the fuck up

This is something I wrote for the three Top Gear presenters: https://www.wattpad.com/story/368928450?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=FangirlLOUISA

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Top Gear oneshots

This will just be a collection/dump of my Top Gear UK oneshots. Some will maybe have more parts depending on my ideas...

Mads Mikkelsen as Captain Rochefort in The Three Musketeers (2011)

Bonus:

Hearing a G note being played on a piano: wHEN I WAS... A YOUNG BOY... MY FATHER...

Hearing a G note on a guitar: EVERYWHERE I GO, BITCHES ALWAYS KNOW, THAT CHARLIE SCENE HAS GOT A WEENIE THAT HE LOVES TO SHOW