“Have a nice ride home in the heat, bro!“ 😂😂
Drunk Faith: you know those posts about drunk white girls who are super nice and considerate but also giggly and adorable? That’s Faith. She would feed you and make sure you have a ride home and tell you how excellent your clothes are and then she falls asleep in the hallway curled up on the stairs.
Drunk John: performing ridiculously skilled dance moves across his ranch with a bottle of some expensive, organic, small-batch IPA in his hand while big band or swing music can be heard for miles away, OR listening to emo music alone with hard liquor while trying to fix one of his planes and then crying because he pinched his finger and it’s gonna leave a maaaaaaaark!
Drunk Joseph: he does not imbibe because of the LORD! (but he sure does toss back a couple shots if shit hits the fan, and then he’s just all weepy and sleepy. Don’t get Joseph drunk, please.)
Drunk Jacob: Knocks back a lot of alcohol - like, a LOT - and then takes a nap. What he doesn’t know is that before he went to sleep, he went through his camp and chastised each and every one of his Judges for not wearing pants because that’s INDECENT, you guys, please, we have an image to uphold.
iconic moment in tv history
john wick | john preston john wick, john wick chapter two, john wick 3: parabellum | equilibrium
if youre having a bad day please watch this
Saw some photos of them behind scenes on fb and put them together yno
I tweet watched My Bloody Valentine today but twitter is no match for my rants…
Weiterlesen
When I tell you I snorted!
i literally can’t stop thinking about this
i totally didn’t wanna hear this before going to bed and get hit with the Desperate need to clip and convert it so anyways have this (Prince is incoming in just a sec <3)