ACHKKKK BILL IS SO ME GRR YOU PERSONAL LY CALLED ME OUT

DOOMED

#I SEE IT

Imagine this scene but Billford

#LOOOK AT HIM

❗️⚠️I made something⚠️❗️

BLINK GoNE GONE WHAT??? MY HAPPINESS?!?!? MY SANITY?!?!

after pentious goes to heaven cherri would take care of the egg bois

actually an au where through convoluted means, stanford also gets sent to the theraprism (which obviously is operating as a prison as well) (for his various crimes) (time + dimensional crimes) (it's convoluted for fic's sake) is really, madly, deeply funny to me. imagine getting your face broken by stanley pines and you go to therapy and in group sits the guy you busted your entire world domination plans up over. and he's drinking earl grey tea. and you know he doesn't even like earl grey. he's a rooibos guy. and you know this about him.

doodles i did for theseus' guide when chapter 2 was first written a month ago :3

id like to take the blame for ford being hit with the cowboy beam but it's just a more refined version of stumps original design ideas. all of the details on the outfit have a purpose! except the quartz necklace. that ones just for fun

BILLLLLL BILL MY BABY

The Land of the Blind.

Heres the poem transcribed for you:

Three sides to every story. Or so the legends told. In a world with a dimension, lived a triangle of gold. In lands where everyone is blind, the one eyed man is king. And little Bill he had the skill to see most anything.

"Not X, not Y, but Z" he preached, "Dimensions UP and DOWN!" His wild claims and hearsies divided this flat town.

He tried [REDACTED]

When you're just a little triangle, sick of rules and laws. You'll truly do most anything just for their sweet applause. When you outgrow your reality, its time to level higher! And you cannot make some popcorn, without a little fire.

(this is not the end of the poem, apparently according to Alex, there is more, but he didn't want to show it.)

fuck with the bull (mabel pines) and you get the horns (dipper pines)