...the Perfect Minion...

They canon now <3

"Do you remember it J?"

An idea that came to me one night

Lizzy x Male Reader Headcanons

She leaves you for a woman

CONGRATULATIONS! You’re now legally required to continue to post updates on your reactions to every single episode of Murder Drones

Yeah, so I watched episode 2

First, Disassembly Drones used to be Worker Drones??? I think??? I'm pretty sure that's what the beginning is saying. Technically it was a dream, but almost immediately after Uzi mentioned that "the humans reformatted your memories to soup", so.

Also it totally took me until my second watch to release that the WD with glasses was V??? Hello??? She seems so nice what happened to her???

It seems that J was always kinda a bitch

THE DISASSEMBLY DRONES SLEEP LIKE BATS! I REPEAT, THEY SLEEP LIKE BATS!

I still love Uzi. She is so cringe and isn't ashamed of it at all (queen). I can't believe they took away her sick-ass rail gun though :(

Still also love N, the goodest boi ever. I love him being not-so-subtlety protective of Uzi. Also his little drawings!!! 😭

But oohhhhh god, that moment between N and Uzi at the end..... soul crushed. I'm not too upset at her for saying it, because I mean yeah what the fuck was that(why did J's core look so..... organic? Like no, seriously, why did it look like it had flesh!?), but also nooooo absolutely not the right time or person to say that too. I'm pretty sure that you can tell she regrets saying it, one of those situations where you just say what's on your mind without really thinking about it I'm guessing.

I'm glad to see that my decision to immediately trust Thad was correct. He came to check up on Uzi AND he brought her rail gun to give back to her! He is That Dude.

I'm confused about V. I don't really know how else to articulate how I'm feeling about her other than I'm just... confused.

It seems that I was right in my last post that Khan does know he fucked up, I think.

Also in reference to my last post about him totally thinking daughter was dating Disassembly Drone, he totally thinks they had, like, a big fight or somethin.

I can finally talk about Lizzy and Doll now that they've had more screen time! Lizzy is basically the stereotypical popular girl so I don't have too much to say about her, and Doll..... she scares me.

Also apparently she has that weird solver symbol thing in her eye that Uzi does and it gives her like..... supernatural powers??? No seriously, it has to be supernatural right??? I don't care if they're robots, she crushed a door from, like, 6ft away there's no way that's not supernatural!

And now, finally talking about the main thing that happened in this episode......

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT THING

THAT WAS THE CREEPIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN WTF

WAS J EVER DEAD? IS J DEAD NOW? WHAT TF IS THE "ABSOLUTE SOLVER"? WHY DOES IT KNOW UZI? WHY DOES IT KNOW UZI'S MOM AND WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE? WHY DID IT HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A CENTIPEDE? WHY DID IT LOOK LIKE SOME OF IT WAS MADE OF FLESH???

Ridiculous yet effective ways to deal with Executive Dysfunction

Dealing with executive dysfunction and ADHD becomes so much easier when you stop trying to do things the way you feel like you should be able to do them (like everyone else) and start finding ways that actually work for you, no matter how “silly” or “unnecessary” they seem.

For years my floor was constantly covered in laundry. Clean laundry got mixed in with dirty and I had to wash things twice, just making more work for myself. Now I just have 3 laundry bins: dirty (wash it later), clean (put it away later), and mystery (figure it out later). Sure, theoretically I could sort my clothes into dirty or clean as soon as I take them off and put them away straight out of the dryer, but realistically that’s never going to be a sustainable strategy for me.

How many garbage bins do you need in a bedroom? One? WRONG! The correct answer is one within arms reach at all times. Which for me is three. Because am I really going to get up to blow my nose when I’m hyperfocusing? NO. In allergy season I even have an empty kleenex box for “used tissues I can use again.” Kinda gross? Yeah. But less gross than a snowy winter landscape of dusty germs on my desk.

I used to be late all the time because I couldn’t find my house key. But it costs $2.50 and 3 minutes to copy a key, so now there’s one in my backpack, my purse, my gym bag, my wallet, my desk, and hanging on my door. Problem solved.

I’m like a ninja for getting pout the door past reminder notes without noticing. If I really don’t want to forget something, I make a physical barrier in front of my door. A sticky note is a lot easier to walk past than a two foot high cardboard box with my wallet on top of it.

Executive dysfunction is always going to cause challenges, but often half the struggle is trying to cope by pretending not to have executive dysfunction, instead of finding actual solutions.

viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

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