Hello Fellow Rats And Other Miscellaneous Creatures And Critters Of The Sewer

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

“do you even understand how anatomy works”

i just want some peas and quiet

“We look awesome”

why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’

Lorde photographed by Perou for The Guardian.

it’s time to start spelling ‘small’ correctly again enough is enough

furbies have forward-facing eyes. they are predators.

stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies