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why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’

my DARLING

let it be known that this blog supports misunderstood, hysterical women and believes they are soothsayers for the inevitable destruction of society that we only ignorantly turn a blind eye to

3 words every girl wants to hear

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What a wonderful day for mined craft.

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

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I just saw a tag for animal crossing pocket camp spoilers.. excuse me? watchya gon spoil.. ? New typa fruit? does Filbert die?

shrek one: BEST

shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.

shrek three: bad

shrek four: bad