Dermatologists Hate Me

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

not liking disco is internalized homophobia so jot that down

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

a man: hello

me:

if there are really no NPCs in fallout 76 i will have to take it upon me to be yalls potion seller 

everyone is so clueless about marinette being ladybug that if she changed her normal outfit to go to school no one would recognize her tbh

adrien: alya, who’s that girl beside you?

alya: i was just about to ask you the same thing because i have no idea

i don’t wanna use caps anymore. too loud. i just wanna relax. always chillin. why is there so much violence on tv. food network is the only positive option