I Have Been On Ao3 For 2 Years Now And I Still Don’t Know How The Filtering System Works I Rly Gotta

ao3 writer: *posts the new chapter they literally wrote*

also ao3 writer in the end notes: what i can’t believe my characters would do that?? thats literally crazy dude

oh, you're a man? whore.

a fun fact about me is that i will just make noises

i present to you: a series of photos of luke’s tummy that i have collected over the past week

sirius being duck-footed and regulus being pigeon-toed. sirius having a widow's peak and regulus having a straight hairline. sirius being taller when they're standing up and regulus being taller when they're sitting down. sirius always winning at rock paper scissors and regulus never losing at leg wrestling. sirius being ambidextrous and regulus being left-handed. sirius' eyes are silver and regulus' are steel. sirius tossing his head back to laugh and regulus ducking his head forward to do the same, sirius laughing loud and regulus laughing soft, sirius grinning and regulus smirking. sirius arching his left eyebrow and regulus arching his right. sirius can run farther and regulus can run faster. everyone thinks their resemblance is uncanny and they don't think they're similar at all

you guys know which character should be in more marauders fics? mrs zabini. all of her husbands disappeared in mysterious consequences, yet, more men couldn’t help but fall for her. i just know she was iconic and making everyone swoon

a lot of sparkle but not enough fire this year

i just think ashton irwin should start making pottery

all i’ve remembered from ukraine’s performance is LOOO LEH LOOOO

youre covered in blood?? like some kind of slut??