Ghost Detectives So Fruity They Got Me To Write A 4.5k Words Outline For A Fic. No One Is Doing It Like

parfois la violence c'est bien aussi.

I'm fascinated by the way that the french manage to put their frenchness in everything they do. From the art to the way they'll design tram lines, every time I see something that makes me think "hmm, this has french vibes" and look it up, it's french, by a french designer, creator, builder, photographer, etc. Like you can't picture the most french possible way for something to be before you see it, and once you do, you'll just think "yeah, that's about what I should have expected." The most french possible way to light a cigarette, or train a dog to do a trick.

This one time me and my boyfriend were at his parents' place, with the TV on in the background, and showing some quirky detective show. It was in french, with an overwhelmingly white cast, but there was something about it that kept scratching my brain. Not in a negative way, but making me go "hmm" nonetheless. Not quite like uncanny valley, but close. Turns out the show was Belgian.

Much like the uncanny valley is about the unsettling feeling of seeing something that looks exactly like a person, but lacks the spark of something that would make it human, I was experiencing the fascinated feeling of witnessing something that was entirely in french, but had an uncanny absence of frenchness.

Let me just- *casually flexes 150+ year old sword*

did they ever cut that guy's life into pieces like he was requesting

if i say "i imagine" or "i think" in regards to my ocs its because i dont knowwwwww. theyre living their own lives im just filming them at occasional moments and calling it a day

It's been so long since Hamilton saved the queen that he doesn't even have a queen left for him to save

Perona daddy said he was on call

Musée d'Orsay mardi RAAAAA ENFIN MON OPTION ARTS PLASTIQUES VA ME SERVIR

Introducing my Edge of Midnight OC, Banshee!

Reborn High Elf Sorcerer

Dark Gift: Death Touch

Turned into a banshee after being killed in a witch trial, she walked through the Mist and mysteriously regained her body. Her touch carries a curse which marks or scars whoever she makes contact with and she speaks in whispers to avoid hurting those around her with her wail. She has long since forgotten her name and simply lets others refer to her as "Banshee."

(psst @starsandmyrhs it's your turn now)